Because of the shame and sadness that their World Cup loss has brought them, Mother Nature has decided to end England's misery by literally melting them off of the planet.
Seriously---it has been 95 degrees for the third day in a row. Air conditioning is not standard here. I just woke up at 5am from the heat and had to take a cold shower.
Or maybe I have died and gone to hell. That wouldn't be surprising considering my lifestyle and the fact that I still can't remember which way to look when I cross the street.
Pray for me and Michael Caine and Scary Spice! We need you!
xox